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Date of submission: 04/16/08
Blog Entry #: 003
Blog Title: Raising your Stock Value
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Be cool at work…your salary depends on it!
Ok, so after being in this business for several years and working under many different personalities, I have noticed some things that I see repeatedly. And you can definitely add to my list if you’d like.
Being considered cool and in-demand leads to success…
Even though, you thought you left high school many many years ago, there is still that level of who’s cool and who’s not in all offices. Your goal at work may not be to be the coolest person in the cubicle block, but let’s face it, more times than not, the cool ones make it to the top. They get favors done for them, people have their backs, they get free stuff, they get asked to lunch, etc. Now I know you are thinking that you have way more important things to think about than being cool at work…so listen up. It’s not that hard and you don’t have to stray too far from who you are…you don’t have to be slime ball cool. This is what I mean by this…anyone can be cool. Really all it means is to raise your stock value by creating the perception that you are cool, fun to be around, and in demand. Do you have to throw away all your kind and introvert qualities to be cool…no not at all. You are just again creating the perception. I know, I know. This world is an F’d up place, so superficial, so much competition, money this… money that…but unless you are working for a non-profit and have no bills to pay, save your meek, selfless self for your after hour and weekend volunteer time (which I do, I volunteer using volunteermatch.org). The advertising/marketing industry, more times than not is a dog eat dog world. I’ll even help you out on little steps to the path to being perceived as cool:
Step 1: Dress the part. Don’t ever wear the minimum work attire requirements…if your company is a casual work environment, step it up a notch. Just by simply trading in my jeans for slacks (even though jeans are allowed everyday), people that don’t know my title, think I’m in a position higher than I am. I hear, “Oh, I thought you were a Sales Exec. all this time” nope, I’m an Account Manager… Dressing up makes you feel confident. Knowing that I look my best makes me walk with my head up, smile to those that walk by, and have some pep in my step. Do others notice, of course they do…the cool confidence radiates off me and what does it do….it raises my stock value. Once you notice people stepping up their dress because you do, you’ll know how influential it is…and let’s not get carried away on work attire prices…people don’t have access to checking your clothing name-brand tags, unless you give it to them. Save your Brand Name buys on the stuff that people do see, like wallets, purses, laptop bags, and sunglasses.
Step 2: Try to say Hi to Everyone. I didn’t always use to do this, but how awesome does it feel that you are cool with the parking attendant, cool with the cleaning lady, cool with the Head Engineer guy in the other department, cool with the HR Hiring Manager, cool with the IT guy, cool with the CEO. Believe me, people will take that extra step for you based on this alone. And when others see how many connections you have made at the top and bottom, well then you must be likable and in high demand. I can’t tell you how many times my boss says, how do you get better front row parking than me…? I’ll answer, I don’t know, but really, I do know, it’s because I made friends with the parking lot attendant instead of treating him like a valet servant. You might be thinking that making all these friends is fake or that I’m using people, but really whose worse, you ignoring them and acting like they don’t exist or me finding out that this guy has been the parking attendant for 30 years and wakes up everyday at 5am to take care of the lot and probably keep an eye on my car before the guy who ignores him.
Step 3: Come to work with a bright smile. Ok, no one can be in a great mood everyday, but c’mon, if you wake up pissed off, then make an appointment with a psychiatrist. Life is not supposed to feel that way. It really isn’t…I promise and I know this by experience. If you wake up overwhelmed the moment you get the crud out your eyes, call your psychiatrist. And if you find out it’s not chemical imbalances causing your un-zest for life and that it is in fact your job that pisses you off so so bad, do whatever it takes to find one that doesn’t make you feel this way. Life is way too short to spend the majority of all your days and 40+ hours/wk…260 days/year miserable from your job. And being miserable at work carries over into everything you do…it affects your relationships for sure. I do get that being miserable at a job can happen, and you may find yourself at a job that didn’t turn out to be what it seemed. I was miserable at 2 jobs. My first job out of college…which is exactly how your first one is supposed to be…miserable, you are getting your feet wet in exchange for getting taken advantage of and getting paid scraps. But that first job is the only time you can have the “I hate my job and therefore hate life” excuse. No other job should ever feel that way again. So if you wind up in one again, like I did at the job last year, the most that you stay is one year, I lasted 9 months…that shows dedication. Beyond that is just stupid! You ALREADY PAID YOUR DUES!!! You are way too good to take that. Keep raising your stock and don’t let anyone abuse, use or take advantage of you!
Step 4: Decorate your desk with pictures, hobbies, and other strangeties. All of these make you more memorable and are great conversation starters for passersby. Nothing weird though, or you’ll get labeled as the geek with the custom engraved light saber (this works if you work for a sci-fi/gaming website though!!) Anyways, just put up a picture of your brother in the military, or a scenic photo you took, or a painting you drew, or a non-political book, like a self help book or autobiography, or pictures of your pets. People love pets. Again, knowing that you have a life outside of work…knowing that photography is a hobby your CEO also has…raises your stock value. DO NOT put something up too personal that you don’t want to talk about or will put you in an uncomfortable conversation like a picture of you and your significant other before you got divorced.
Step 5: Always, always have something to say. No you don’t have to over-step your grounds and be a chatty cathy, but there are definitely some things that repeat themselves EVERY week of your life and why, oh why are we never prepared…who knows. People are going to ask you the same 2 things every SINGLE week. Come Monday, everyone is going to ask you “what did you get into over the weekend?” or “did you have a good weekend?” Before you step into work on Monday, know what part of your weekend you will highlight. If it’s enjoying the outdoors with a good run, use it. If you went snowboarding use it. If you didn’t do ANYTHING…highlight what you ate, or that you cleaned every crack and crevice of your house. Have SOMETHING TO SAY!! Then again on Friday, big surprise, every SINGLE Friday, you will be asked “so do you have any good plans for the weekend?” Come up with a plan, even if you think the likelihood of you doing it is slim to none. And maybe change things up in your life a bit…instead of going time after time to disappointing dinner and movies (getting fatter and disappointed by a dumb romantic comedy), why don’t you buy tickets for a comedy club or a concert. Practically the same price once you put it all together. Remember people’s attention spans are very short for your answers, so don’t stumble over your words and be prepared.
Step 6: Clichés. This requires a whole blog in itself. I may come back to this in a later blog. All I’ll tell you is to just practice all your BS clichés. They will save you from explaining yourself in detail and to be honest…make you LOOK COOL. And keep your ears up, because I bet you, you’ll start noticing who uses them the most…THE VPs, DIRECTORS AND CEOs. It’s as if they took a class on clichés. Some you might frequently hear: “Too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians” or “I covered all the bases, but it still got hit out of the park” or “I have some bandwidth to help you out today.” My new favorite “I got a lot in the pipeline…but for some reason nothing is coming out the TAP”…that made my VP save about 10 uncomfortable excuses as to why sales were down that week and he SOUNDED sooo cool saying it. So even though his sales were down…his STOCK went up!
I am not too old and too wise, but from changing the things above this year only… I do notice a ton of more positive differences in my work life. And those positive differences flow over to a happier personal life. And then it makes a happier and more productive ME. There is more to life than work, but since we all have bills to pay; we have to make the best of it. Finish out the Spring with some new personal growth and try to incorporate some of the Steps that I listed above into your life. These small changes…the goal to raising YOUR STOCK VALUE, you will find so many other things in both your work and personal life will start falling into place just like they did mine. Creating a balance in your life is key and creating a path to your potential should be a life goal. Good luck my friends. Here’s to raising your STOCK VALUE!!
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